Teen Exorcism Force - ASSEMBLE!
Posted by WJWalton on Sun 04 of March, 2012 06:15 PST
You may have heard me mention Bob Larson on the site before - he's a self-proclaimed demonologist and exorcist who, in an interview for the documentary Uber Goober, once claimed to have exorcised a "Dungeons & Dragons demon" from a person in front of a live studio audience.
Today, it looks like Bob has a new schtick: assembling a trio of pretty teenage girls into TEEN EXORCIST FORCE! He's the Charlie (or the Bosley... not sure which) to these lovely demonbusting Angels! And Anderson Cooper seems to be happy to give them some publicity.
Don't believe me? Click PLAY and see for yourself!
I think I just got an idea for a new RPG...
While they don't mention Dungeons & Dragons specifically, make no mistake - all of the people on this stage believe that anyone who plays D&D is infested with demons that can be easily exorcised with no muss, no fuss, and no bother, for a "suggested donation." He has no reason not to make it a part of the intense exorcism training that these young ladies must endure to become demonbusters.
I visited Bob's website to see if his Demon Test® (no, I'm not being sarcastic - he really puts an ® next to it) makes any mention of D&D or RPGs in general - but it appears the first step you have to take in order to find out if you are the walking vehicle of horned, fanged beasts from the infernal realm is clicking a PayPal link.
Wow. I'm shocked. (Okay, NOW I'm being sarcastic!)