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The Escapist Video
Movie Review Report is a regular feature of "gamer movie"
reviews - movies and television shows that are either about gamers
(such as The Gamers or Mazes & Monsters),
or are based on gaming worlds (such as Kindred: The Embraced).
Movies and shows in
the EVMRR are rated in five categories - Story, Characters,
Laughs & Gasps, References & Reality, and Bonus
Dice. Each category is given a score of 0 to 5 dice,
and at the end of the review, the dice are totaled in a "dice
bag," which is the film's final score.
STORY -
This category reflects the quality of the general story and plotline,
outside of how well it meets with the criteria of the setting
or how accurately gaming and gamers are portrayed (that subject
is covered in References & Reality).
CHARACTERS
- The 'likeability' (or 'dislikeability', if intended)
of the characters, how well they're portrayed, and how well they
play off of each other.
LAUGHS &
GASPS - The LOLs and OMGs. Movies and shows are meant
to invoke emotions, so this category is rated based on how well
the media does just that - inspires any sort of verbal utterance
that it intended to. (Laughing AT the movie doesn't count, but
for many of us, it's still a reason to see it!)
REFERENCES
& REALITY - This addresses the portrayal of RPGs.
If it's a film or show about gamers, this rating will reflect
how well the film gets things right - in general, portraying games
and gamers in a realistic way, while avoiding the common myths
and legends about them. If it's a film or show based on a game
setting, like the Dungeons & Dragons movies or the
Vampire television series, this rating will reflect how
true it sticks to that setting. (It may sound nitpicky, but that's
the way most gamers like it!)
BONUS DICE
- Sometimes, the extra touches make up for shortcomings
in other areas, such as a great special effects sequence, or an
outstanding extra feature on a DVD. Bonus dice are awarded for
these sorts of things, in any amount from zero to five dice, along
with an explanation of why they are being doled out. Not getting
any Bonus Dice isn't a bad thing, it's just a recognition of anything
good about a film or show that may not fall under any of the other
categories.
Like any review system,
it isn't very scientific. It's no CAPAlert,
certainly, but it should give a fairly clear idea to any gamer
if a particular movie or show is worth buying or renting. If you
strongly disagree, or have some suggestions to make it better,
I'd love to hear them - email me at 