languages do you speak? English and Trash.
your favorite time of year, and why? Don't have a
favorite. As long as I'm alive, it's all good.
your most prized physical possession? My collection of
could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd
be less ugly.
have any embarassing nicknames as a kid? Preacher Bill
(I used to be a real stick-in-the-mud), Dunlap (for obvious reason) and
Hitler (a play on my last name).
your favorite toy as a child? It was a tossup between
He-Man and Transformers.
you cry? Nothing. Why? What have you heard?!
your favorite section of the newspaper? I rarely read
the newspaper. It's depressing. When I do, I look for the computer tips
in the Sunday paper.
have a useless talent that no one else that you know can do? I'm
an amateur wrestling historian. Nobody else I know cares enough to try
to pick up this useless talent.
three things you can't live without? My family, my
computer, and my cokes.
could be one superhero, which hero would you be? I'd be
the Juggernaut. And then I'd go pay a visit it Vince McMahon.
you want to be when you grew up? A soldier.
your favorite mode of transportation? My feet.
could pick any other time period to live in - including the future -
which would it be, and why? I'm not sure. I don't think
I could live in the past, and the future promises to be scary. I think
I'll stay right here, thank you.
one thing that you regret that you would go back and change if you
could? I have too many of those to pick just one.
the one thing you want to do before you die? Make a name
just purchased a small island off the coast of any continent of your
choosing, and you are preparing to start your own country there. What
does your flag look like? Whatever it looks like, it
will have a picture of a steel chair on it.
could talk to anybody famous, who would it be? I'd love
to talk to Stephen King. His knowlege concerning writing would be