How many
languages do you speak? English and Trash.
What is
your favorite time of year, and why? Don't have a
favorite. As long as I'm alive, it's all good.
What is
your most prized physical possession? My collection of
wrestling DVD's.
If you
could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd
be less ugly.
Did you
have any embarassing nicknames as a kid? Preacher Bill
(I used to be a real stick-in-the-mud), Dunlap (for obvious reason) and
Hitler (a play on my last name).
What was
your favorite toy as a child? It was a tossup between
He-Man and Transformers.
What makes
you cry? Nothing. Why? What have you heard?!
What is
your favorite section of the newspaper? I rarely read
the newspaper. It's depressing. When I do, I look for the computer tips
in the Sunday paper.
Do you
have a useless talent that no one else that you know can do? I'm
an amateur wrestling historian. Nobody else I know cares enough to try
to pick up this useless talent.
What are
three things you can't live without? My family, my
computer, and my cokes.
If you
could be one superhero, which hero would you be? I'd be
the Juggernaut. And then I'd go pay a visit it Vince McMahon.
What did
you want to be when you grew up? A soldier.
What is
your favorite mode of transportation? My feet.
If you
could pick any other time period to live in - including the future -
which would it be, and why? I'm not sure. I don't think
I could live in the past, and the future promises to be scary. I think
I'll stay right here, thank you.
What is
one thing that you regret that you would go back and change if you
could? I have too many of those to pick just one.
What is
the one thing you want to do before you die? Make a name
for myself.
You've
just purchased a small island off the coast of any continent of your
choosing, and you are preparing to start your own country there. What
does your flag look like? Whatever it looks like, it
will have a picture of a steel chair on it.
If you
could talk to anybody famous, who would it be? I'd love
to talk to Stephen King. His knowlege concerning writing would be
invaluable.
